This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.
Yeah, because evil doesn’t want to share space with other evil.
At least this evil cuddles with me.
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head
I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
Black Widow is an Avenger.
Did I fucking stutter?
I AM CRYING
HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD
Pros of dating me:
I can cosplay your OTP with you.
*holding baby* Aww, what should we name him?
That's sweet, after your fa-
Erm... Okay, I guess. I choose the next one though
One year later
Hmm, I think I'll name him-
No, it's my tur-
What?! That's a terrible combination!
*writing* Albus... Severus... Potter *signs birth certificate*
Two years later
Finally, a girl! She's so beautiful... I think-
Okay, that's not too bad
Harry are you kidding me don't I get to name at least one of my children
I'm the Chosen One. The Chosen One chooses the names.